happYness

giannibugnosagace:

mlktoscl:

B.

Reblogging for the comments! ^

That is sodapressing

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

A stupid hoe

leonmcgann:

long distance relationship

lindsaychrist:

uhg

lindsaychrist:

omg